In a noon press conference, Ward 2 Council Member and Mayoral Candidate Mary Beth Conlon promoted a new program that hopes to benefit city residents.

"I am pleased to announce the creation of the Ward Wonder Woman Warriors for the city of Overland," stated Conlon. "This group of dedicated, service-minded and talented women will heed the call of citizens in need of home repairs, gardening, babysitting or even a homecooked meal. Need a button sewn on? Call the Ward Wonder Women Warriors. Need a new roof? Call the Ward Wonder Women Warriors. There is no job too small or too large for these Wonder Women."

This groups of citizens will head out in invisible cars when needed by their fellow residents. They will be easily indentifiable by their All-American jumpsuits and fashionable toolbelts that included the famous truth lasso. Even their accessories will be useful. Their bracelts can double as a socket wrench or pipe joint, depending on the job.

"I'm psyched!" shouted James Peters, a 42-year-old single Overland resident. "I mean, I can do this stuff around the house, but who wouldn't want some hot woman in a Wonder Woman suit doin' it for them?"

Residents who need help through the program can call or visit city hall. The city hall employees will then sort the requests by location and forward them to Justice League headquarters for processing.

The program is being underwitten by a grant from DC Comics.