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Friday, July 28, 2006
Yard Waste Changes in Effect

The new trash service, policies, and procedures as previously detailed, does not include pickup of recycling or yard waste. Mayor Ann Purzner has initiated a bold, new plan to handle yard waste for the residents of Overland .

The City has purchased property as the intersection of Lackland/Flora/Northfield. This will be used as a drop-off for all residential yard waste which will either be used for mulch or to feed a new herd of goats also purchased by the city. These goats will be kept at this property. "It will be just like when I first moved to Overland," stated Purzner. "Bring back the goats!"

Donna Dill, the city's new purchasing agent, explained the benefits of the plan. "It's a win-win for the city. The goats will eat our yard waste. And the city can earn revenue from the selling of goat milk and goat milk products."

Ninety-year-old resident Dorothy Johnson explains the burden the changes will place on the residents. "I don’t have a car. Am I supposed to phone Call-A-Ride every time my leaves are raked?"